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Subscribe to Everything is Fine, A Fantasy MLS Journal

Mostly terrible predictions, musings and thoughts on everything fantasy MLS from last week and the week ahead. And like Jake Taylor in Major League, I want to win the whole fucking thing. Come along for all the highs, lows and #becauseMLS.

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An old donkey who can't stop thinking about climate, sustainability and soccer and wants to occasionally write about all three. The attempt at writing is to maintain sanity, love for all things and people, and a defiance against the darkness.